Ok. So I love showing off my cock. I'm under no illusion that it's a "oh my God. Alert the media" kinda cock. But hey some people think it's just
swell.
I like compliments. I like hungry people with untameable lusts. Let me cum all over you.
I love pretty women with slippery pussies. I love men with stiff drooling cocks. I love to lick those pussies while those big cocks are sliding into them.
But the best sensation of all... My cock and another big cock in the same tight pussy, sliding against each other, filling her up, cumming on each other's cocks.

"Well, you could piss on my face, for one thing" she muttered, then shuddered, then blushed. "Who needs a better invitation?" thought the lizard on my left shoulder as he nibbled a singed, kicking moth. The lizard and I have our differences. He always asks me to do things I'm not brave enough to do. He mocks me.